Maybe half a star too generous.
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The Lighthouse 2019
I’m just a man, standing in front of another man (with eyes bright as a lady), demanding he compliment me lobster lest he be cast to oblivion in Poseidon’s watery depths <3
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Stop Making Sense 1984
There is no sadness that can’t be cured by watching David Byrne dance with a lamp.
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Deadstream 2022
Every twist and scare completely predictable, the written jokes don’t land and the performances are poor throughout with a zero-charisma lead but I was absolutely rolling at some of the more ridiculous visual elements. Fun to throw on when your brain needs a holiday.
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MadS 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Some really great, tense moments in the first half that made us squirm and laugh, but let down by a second half with bad performances and nonsensical story beats engineered for the sake of the gimmick rather than the plot
Just stop the moped and kick off your insane friend rubbing blood in your mouth and trying to eat your face??? Why are you still driving??? The special ops team can shoot their way through every situation and break into buildings but have to knock to ask permission to get into a car?????
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Lone Star 1996
Over two hours long and doesn’t waste a single shot or line. Every character in the ensemble is textured and lived-in, you end up feeling like you know something about each of these people regardless of their screen time.
It’s a film of tension. Not just as in suspense, but tension as in the tangible strain between two separate objects, or the surface barrier protecting something beneath or within. What’s unspoken is palpable, and what’s spoken is careful, specific and…
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