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Yooo what the fuck rarely are titties not welcome but did not wanna see those ones.
They wrapped up the trilogy on a low note unfortunately. All three movies had dialogue that tried too hard to be philosophically insightful but the first two made up for it with charming moments of silence that made it feel real. This one beats you over the head with faux intellectualism.
“Those plants are beautiful.”
“I’ve always thought plants were painful reminders of life’s…
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I found the abrupt changes in emotion during the conversation a bit confusing and unnatural. Especially in the car scene where she just suddenly blows up. Also, I feel like he should’ve been more pissed about her not showing up, especially before she said why.
Still a really engaging movie though. Captures a nice, concise moment in time between two people.
I know it says part one in the title, but couldn’t help but be disappointed by the lack of plot progression.
Just fucking kidding if you watch these movies for the plot you’re a knob. Some of the best fight scenes of the year and I’ll never get tired of Tom Cruise doing cool shit. Doing way too much with the run time though. You gave yourself two movies and still couldn’t get it under two and a half hours?
Could’ve called this one “When Schiller Goes To Notre Dame”
