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Recent reviews

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  Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  infinitely better than the first. smarter, more soulful, more questing and questioning. hunting the past's echoes through the ship of theseus. fucking floored me mates.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  big mess, v unfocused but i enjoy all the weird voices everyone is doing. less biting critique of capitalism than hangout movie that happens to be in space. fortunately it is always nice to hang out with another entry in robert pattinson’s repertoire of maladroit freaks

Popular reviews

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  Black Widow 2021

  ★ Watched 09 Jul 2021 2

  pros:
  - the theater i went to had those big barcalounger reclining seats, which was very nice.

  - my friend justin bought the tickets.

  - i assume everyone involved with this film got paid on time.

  cons:

  - no matter how many of these miserable things i watch, i'm always taken aback by the sheer contempt with which they're crafted. utterly bilious, every second suffused with sneering disdain for the audience, for the writers, the actors, the director, the key…

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  Hellraiser 2022

  ★½ Watched 30 Aug 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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