Creepy ghost girl with an evil doll that repeats the most annoying phrase ever "Are you up? Are you there? Are you there? Are you there?" while a skeleton in a robe goes around murdering people, apparently. This is one house you definitely don't want to try squatting in. I wish they'd done more with the "getting signals from the future" thing, it comes up in the 2nd act to get everyone together and then never comes up again.
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Devil's Express 1976
Bizarre, low-budget and very black version of Big Trouble in Little China. Black Dynamite (dunno what name Warhawk Tanzania was using but he's basically him) goes to China with a drug slinging buddy who steals an ancient locket sealing an ancient demon and also gets involved with a gang war. Both stories proceed mostly without Dynamite doing anything else until they need A Hero to step forward and best the demon in a shapeshifting, illusory kung fu battle. It would…
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I Saw the TV Glow 2024
Utter shit. I'm annoyed that my friend made me sit through this woke, pretentious A24 garbage. Save your sanity and do not watch this.
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Nosferatu 2024
Oh why not one more day of Christmas (they do mention its Christmas time while Orloc is running around spreading death). Eggers does it again with another spectacular film that flaunts the Academy's disgusting quota system and shows an 1800s Germany that feels far more authentic than the usual mandatory LA casting. The cinematography is amazing and all the actors do a great job, including Depp's nepo baby (who has a long career ahead of her) and of course Eggers' favorite actor, Willem Dafoe. Not sure whether this or Smile 2 is the movie of the year, but it's a close contest.
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