Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Last Showgirl 2024

  ★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  total eclipse of the heart scene was blatant clipfarming

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  Boiling Point 1990

  ★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  pretty substanceless and occasionally disgusting but damn it was stylish. i spent half the movie taking photos of my tv screen like i was at a concert. first 20 minutes were 5 stars.

Popular reviews

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  M3GAN 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Jan 2023 1

  that lil opening commercial fake-out was one of the funniest things i’ve seen in a film in a long time. i actually wish the movie leaned even harder into the stupidity, though there’s merit to the twilight zone-esque didacticism running thru it as well. v fun

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  Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Dec 2022

  the second the biblically-accurate angel appeared on screen, i knew this would be a classic. society has moved past the need for tim burton: embrace del toro’s radical sincerity instead