Hank

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If I ever get to 2,000 movies watched I give you permission to put a bullet in my head, that’s way too many movies

Favorite films

  • Dazed and Confused
  • Four Weddings and a Funeral
  • Walking and Talking
  • Noises Off...

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  • Blue Velvet

    ★★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★

  • Snowpiercer

    ★★★½

  • Fast Five

    ★★★½

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  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★½

    cynical trash. the cops save the day in the end, which might be one of the most disgusting endings to a film that claims to be feminist i've ever seen. i'm never watching this again and i honestly feel kind of disgusted.

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★

    “You claim this room, I claim your sister”

    “I claim your MOM!”

    I like that there’s a part in this where one of the guys says “this is a never ending nightmare” right when I start getting irritated by the runtime. Sean Baker is good at editing scenes on their own but I think he gets too attached to everything he shoots and so he ends up deciding not to cut anything out. This was still good though thank god, makes me feel slightly less embarrassed to have bought a piece of the overpriced merch

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  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★★½

    really wish the police had been there to stop it because once the movie ended and the credits started rolling everyone began viciously attacking each other in the name of the joker. i managed to avoid the whole fiasco (thank god), but when it was all over, one guy left standing covered in blood started laughing hysterically, almost as if he actually enjoyed the crimes he just committed…

  • Iron Man 2

    Iron Man 2

    ★★½

    Something that's always bothered me about Iron Man 2 is that they replaced Terrence Howard with Don Cheadle. One of my biggest pet peeves is when characters are recast for sequels. Recasting always ruins my immersion in a film's universe.

    Don Cheadle does a great job as Rhodey, but it still feels weird that Rhodey all of a sudden had a new face. I know that Terrence Howard couldn't do Iron Man 2 because Marvel wasn't going to pay him…