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If I ever get to 2,000 movies watched I give you permission to put a bullet in my head, that’s way too many movies

Favorite films

  • Dazed and Confused
  • Four Weddings and a Funeral
  • Walking and Talking
  • Noises Off...

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  • Memories of Murder

    ★★★★★

  • Blue Velvet

    ★★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★★

  • Snowpiercer

    ★★★½

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  • Memories of Murder

    Memories of Murder

    ★★★★★

    I like that 80% of this is that cumtown bit about the cop who frames mentally disabled kids and then the ending is one of the most unnerving things I’ve ever seen. I was totally in sync with the person next to me we were both laughing at the exact same moments the exact right amount for the correct duration and got spooked at all the right times too I might’ve met my soulmate

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★½

    cynical trash. the cops save the day in the end, which might be one of the most disgusting endings to a film that claims to be feminist i've ever seen. i'm never watching this again and i honestly feel kind of disgusted.

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  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★★½

    really wish the police had been there to stop it because once the movie ended and the credits started rolling everyone began viciously attacking each other in the name of the joker. i managed to avoid the whole fiasco (thank god), but when it was all over, one guy left standing covered in blood started laughing hysterically, almost as if he actually enjoyed the crimes he just committed…

  • Iron Man 2

    Iron Man 2

    ★★½

    Something that's always bothered me about Iron Man 2 is that they replaced Terrence Howard with Don Cheadle. One of my biggest pet peeves is when characters are recast for sequels. Recasting always ruins my immersion in a film's universe.

    Don Cheadle does a great job as Rhodey, but it still feels weird that Rhodey all of a sudden had a new face. I know that Terrence Howard couldn't do Iron Man 2 because Marvel wasn't going to pay him…