Hazel Petrino

Hazel Petrino

Favorite films

  • Lady Bird
  • But I'm a Cheerleader
  • Heathers
  • The Sound of Music

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  • Novocaine

    ★★★

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★

  • Interstellar

    ★★★★

  • One of Them Days

    ★★★

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  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★

    this was silly fluff but super cute! i had a good time! i wouldn’t turn down a smooch from Jack Quaid

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★

    Daffy Duck:

    - severe ADHD
    - trans (he/him pronouns but can lay eggs)
    - conspiracy theorist
    - one friend
    - jobless
    - criminal record
    - gay (lisp)

    pick a struggle my dude (affectionate)

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  • Makayla's Voice: A Letter to the World

    Makayla's Voice: A Letter to the World

    ½

    Julio Palacio’s Oscars-shortlisted documentary, Makayla’s Voice, is one of those rare films that is not merely bad, it threatens to make the real world a worse place. It purports to tell the true story of Makayla, a nonverbal autistic girl who has suddenly unlocked magnificent communicative abilities in the English language, at the age of 14, with the help of her “conversation partner,” Roxy, who clutches a laminated piece of paper and “prompts” Makayla to point to letters.

    Palacio makes…

  • Sing Sing

    Sing Sing

    ★★½

    This is an elevator pitch extended to over 100 minutes of runtime.

    To be clear, there are a few things I like about Sing Sing. All of the actors give committed, emotive performances. They’re trying their hardest. The film features stark, refreshingly undecorated cinematography. (Until the very end), the pacing of the film is refreshingly unhurried. Above all, Sing Sing is an affectionate portrait of a real-life theatre program that has obviously meant a lot to real people, and for that reason,…

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