Martin McClellan

Martin McClellan

Designer for @breakingnews. Novelist in pupal stage. Less opinionated than curious.

Favorite films

  • Apocalypse Now
  • Fitzcarraldo
  • Chinatown
  • Alien

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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★

  • Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★½

  • The Witch

    ★★★★

  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    ★★

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  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★

    That’s some King Kong Hong Kong Hole you got there. Shame if a pretty neon building were to fall into it.

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★½

    So much right amidst waves of what is wrong with Godzilla films. This one has weight, literal and resonant, and the weight makes it land. Or sink, in the right way.

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  • Happy Endings

    Happy Endings

    ★★

    So, this guy walks into a film school. The screenwriting instructor says "I have three rules for you if you want to make good movies:

    1. Something interesting has to happen to the characters.
    2. Never use text on screen or tell the story in exposition. It's cheating.
    3. Give people characters they can relate to and will genuinely like.

    And the guy says "Fuck you! Your rules are for the dogs." And then he makes a movie that ignores…

  • High Fidelity

    High Fidelity

    ★★★½

    I tried to find this movie on vinyl, but all the fucking dj's are hoarding it.