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  Take Out 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Dignity is the commodity we will ourselves to produce when it’s time to sell.

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  Mr. Vampire 1985

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  This movie would’ve killed when I was 12.

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  C.I.Ape 2021

  Watched 02 Oct 2021

  C.I.Ape is a delight of the form. Do you want to know about the paramilitary organization run by an elderly man and staffed entirely with children? Do you want to know why they recruited an ape? Do you want to know why that ape can speak? Well, tough luck, bub, because C.I.Ape has no time for exposition. We’ve got a professional supervillain island to infiltrate!

  The ape is named Sam and was made with a bootleg version of the Planet of…

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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 23 Mar 2024

  Ah! Exactly as I expected: I’m now completely on board with this movie that makes a “I’m so sorry, your mother is dead” phone call one of the biggest laughs I’ve had in a minute.

  We wade through two relentless hours of physical and existential anguish being hurled at Beau like rotten food at the stocks, for the reward of a duel with two of the most insane working actors in Phoenix and LuPone spitting and sweating all over the…

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