Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  No couple is safe from this guy, unless you're gay lmfao!

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  Leprechaun 4: In Space 1997

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Mister lucky charms in space lmfao I am in tears 🤣

Popular reviews

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  Big Shark 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Cowboys don't cry / Heroes don't die / They just sparkle in the sky / So I won't cry

  Not all heros wear caps. I laughed so hard at the pig scene 🤣 like literal tears and spilled my popcorn.

  Seen at Village East by Angelika.

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  Equilibrium 2002

  ★★★½ Rewatched 28 Feb 2025

  What happens when you mix The Matrix, 1984, and Kung-Fu into one glorious, over-the-top sci-fi cocktail. Christian Bale plays a futuristic John Wick with zero emotions but 100% deadly accuracy. The film asks, ‘What if feelings were illegal?’—then answers with slow-motion gun battles and the most dramatic book-smuggling scene ever. Pure, dystopian fun.