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Favorite films

  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Event Horizon
  • The Cabin in the Woods
  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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  • Humane

    ★★★½

  • The Parenting

    ★★★½

  • Opus

    ★★★★½

  • One of Them Days

    ★★★

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  • Wishmaster

    Wishmaster

    ★★★★½

    God, I love this movie

  • X

    X

    ★★★★½

    Honestly, I'm not sure if this should be 4 or 4.5, but the only points I really have against it are the opening and it lacking a little bit of foreshadowing, or the foreshadowing happening literally right before what it foreshadowed. X also only had one death I didn't care for, which is quite a feat. I'm quite happy with seeing Ti West's horror films each be better than the last (that I've seen).

    Equal representation of nudity is getting there.

    I'll be doing a rewatch when it comes to streaming.

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  • Humane

    Humane

    ★★★½

    Dragged a bit in the latter half but made up for it. That disappearing limp sure was something though.

  • The Parenting

    The Parenting

    ★★★½

    What an absolutely phenomenal cast for a completely serviceable HoCo.

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  • Bad Ben 9: Benign

    Bad Ben 9: Benign

    ★★★

    Truly a film for the fans.

    The *SQUEAK* green *SQUEAK* light *SQUEAK* effect *SQUEAK* was *SQUEAK* killing *SQUEAK* me.

    Lots of gratuitous fan service.

  • Extraordinary Tales

    Extraordinary Tales

    ★★★

    Hooptober 9 Film #2

    If you are familiar at all with Poe's short stories, you are watching this solely for the animation and honestly all the animations are good. Each of the 5 is in a different style with the wraparound being in another one as well. And until the last story, The Masque of Red Death, it was pretty PG so this could be shown to kids but The Masque really threw that notion out the window.