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The Monster Project 2017
"I swear, if this ends with a jumpscare and credits, I'm gonna give this one-"
Jumpscare happens
"star..."This is textbook bad found footage. Found footage cannot have music, or shock stinger sound effects. Found footage also cannot show hallucinations. Two of the biggest sins a found footage horro can commit are right here in this movie. Along with the mildly annoying "every single character has a camera at all times, so it might as well not even really be…
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The Exorcist: Believer 2023
This film does not understand what made the original movie so good. The original Exorcist works so well because a lot of it is a character drama. I mean we follow Damien Karras throughout all the movie, before he even gets involved with Reagan and the possession stuff. We get to really know all of these characters and get invested in them. It's a movie about challenging one's own faith. The film wants you to question whether or not Reagan…
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Willow Creek 2013
Unstatisfying and underwhelming
I liked how this film sort of felt like a celebratiom of the culture around bigfoot and the sasquatch myth. But it takes far too long for anything to actually happen, and it's too little too late. For the hour long build up this movie forces you to sit through, the payoff is just pathetic.
Imagine The Blair Witch Project. Now pretend the people who made that movie didn't know how to entertain people are keep them…
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10 Cloverfield Lane 2016
I'm writing this having not seen the first Cloverfield film so I apologize if I don't touch on anything significant having to do with it. I had passed this film up many times despite seeing it in the "free movies" section on Xfinity because I really wanted the full context of viewing the first film before seeing this. But I knew that it wasn't like a direct sequel because I knew the general premise of both movies already. I was…
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