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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Apr 2025

  holy shit this thing does NOT let up does it? everytime you think theres a bright spot it rips it away from you, usually violently! i enjoyed the first one a good bit but this one really ups the ante. i think the backdrop of fame really elevates this and its really interesting how isolated the main character feels even when shes surrounded by people. i initially rolled my eyes learning that a third one was planned but after the…

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  April Fool's Day 1986

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Apr 2025

  dude this shit rules. metronome bounces back and forth between feeling like an agatha christie plodding murder mystery and a more down to earth grounded version of a classic 80s slasher. kind of also feels like a proto scream. id love to watch this with a bunch of people who havent seen it at a party or something.

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ½ Watched 02 Aug 2024 2

  i was tempted to give an extra half a star for the deeply erotic scenes of deadpool getting stabbed repeatedly, which is hot not only because its another man doing it but also because i hate deadpool and his suffering makes my dick hard. however its not worth it even as a half hearted joke because i think i would rather shove sand in my urethra than watch this

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  Look Back 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Nov 2024

  i have to continue making art

  i have to continue living