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Favorite films

  • A Touch of Zen
  • Donnie Darko
  • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
  • Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

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  • China O'Brien

    ★★★

  • Creep 2

    ★★½

  • Creep

  • The Gift

    ★★½

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  • China O'Brien

    China O'Brien

    ★★★

    China O'Brien.

  • Creep 2

    Creep 2

    ★★½

    A lot better than the first one. Like by a lot. Still just decides it's the ending without doing much with it though. Five minutes before the end it could have gone anywhere. Then it didn't. Check out Behind the Mask (2006) instead.

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  • Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn

    Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn

    ★★★½

    This film is fucking weird.

    There is an entire subplot in this film in which Adolf Fucking Hitler returns to life, commands hundreds of tanks that fire giant crayons and are manned by skeleton zombies, and tries to take over the world. As Goten and Trunks transform into super saiyans to take him down, he considers recruiting them due to their blond hair, blue eyes and super strength. I am not making this shit up.

    Meanwhile, Goku battles a giant…

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ½

    Anyone who gave this a positive review should not be allowed near a cinema again.

    After the disaster that was Hereditary, I've only myself to blame, but morbid curiosity won out.

    The "film" opens on a "shocking" premeditated murder suicide that is never explained or affects anything. It's seemingly there only to enable the immediate fucking over the top screaming and squealing sounds of a woman in mourning that the director loves blasting your eardrums with.

    This "film" is everything…

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