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Favorite films

  • Revolutionary Girl Utena
  • Muriel's Wedding
  • Braindead
  • Female Prisoner Scorpion: #701

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  • Death Drop Gorgeous

    ★★★

  • Female Prisoner Scorpion: #701

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Cemetery Man

    ★★★★★

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  • Chain

    Chain

    ★★★★

    "I have to change places sometimes. No address means no real job. No real job means no apartment means no address"

    Chain acts as a bleak and unfiltered outlook at American consumerism and our corpratized identities. With so many films acting as a form of escapism Chain instead shows the true reality of many Americans surrounding environment. America is a land of parking lots and advertisements. Shopping centers and 2-for-1 deals. Whatever beauty and people's that existed within the land…

  • Pulse

    Pulse

    ★★★★★

    Quest to Finish the Top 250 Horror: #10

    I like to consider myself a semi-super fan of horror. It's really the primary genre of movie I've watched since I first put on Sinister at my middle school sleepover and got so terrified I stayed up watching the black abyss in every open door all night. That sense of fear and discomfort is what got me hooked, but similar to any addiction that same high becomes almost unreachable the more you…

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  • Death Drop Gorgeous

    Death Drop Gorgeous

    ★★★

    "hashtag, I swallow"

    Ok, so, kohl wanted to stop our marathon one movie in and instead put on fucking Death Drop Gorgeous dude I can't do this anymore (ngl i reccomended to put it on). It was bad, i still had a really good time, but it was bad. Sometimes I just watch a movie and am like damn I should have watched this with Venus.

    I really have a soft spot for low-budget horror made by millenial gay men…

  • Female Prisoner Scorpion: #701

    Female Prisoner Scorpion: #701

    ★★★★★

    "To be deceived is a woman's crime"

    For a girl to become a woman she must bleed, and through the stain Matsu saw, for the first time, the soul and harmony of Japan. Ever since her frosted over heart has transformed her into the Scorpion, hellbent on spitting the dehumanizing poison forced upon her back into the mans, the systems, face. YEEP I'm doing a marathon of all of these movies with my boyfriend and were starting off with a…

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  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Faces of Death

    Faces of Death

    ★★

    Cramptober 2023; 21/31
    Censored: Watch 2 Video Nasties 2/2

    As a kid I was always obsessed with the idea of lost media, cursed media, or banned media basically due to the mystery that comes with the concept. Watching them almost felt like I was doing something I shouldn't be doing, something others were too afraid to do, so most of the enjoyment came from the thrill of actually watching it then like the content being presented. So when my dad…