joolstein

joolstein

Favorite films

  • Hellraiser
  • The City of Lost Children
  • Dark Waters
  • Witchfinder General

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  • Tokyo Pop

    ★★★

  • Dark Nuns

    ★★★

  • Visible Secret

    ★★★★

  • Hotel

    ★★

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  • Legion of the Dead

    Legion of the Dead

    ★★½

    Where's my mummy?

    This is a The Asylum production, but there's also a film by Otto Ittenbach from 2001 with the same name and which, strangely enough, also takes place in California.

    Oké two bike riders stomble across a tomb where they disrupt the eternal peace of Egyptian queen Aneh-Tet. Rather than being surprised by the existence of such a tomb in California, A professor explains that the Egyptians had developed "trans-Atlantic trade routes," with the Incas. ..uh, California, Peru…

  • Dracula's Curse

    Dracula's Curse

    ★★

    Despite having Bram Stoker's name above the title, the film had nothing much to do with the famous writer. Strangely enough, is this "The Asylum" not made as a mockbuster. Although it will not have been a coincidence that Underworld: Evolution was released at the same time.

    If you ask me is it worth, I'd should say yes because it's not necessarily a bad movie, but I can't say it's a very good movie either! There are too many negative…

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  • Deathcember

    Deathcember

    ★★★½

    I never post reviews here on Letterboxd because my English writing is not very well but when SteveDR (segment 8) my requested i can't refuse! So here is mine Dutch review!
    Fijne kerst-anthologiefilm in de vorm van een adventskalender. 24 dagen - 24 attributen Elk vertegenwoordigt een deurtje en achter elk daarvan is een kort horror- filmpje van 5 minuten te vinden van uiteenlopende regisseurs van over de hele wereld. En dan zijn er ook nog twee bonusfilms die in…

  • Izzie's Way Home

    Izzie's Way Home

    ★★

    The animation is not great, The dialogue is awful en the voice acting is sometimes laughably bad. Characters talk without moving their mouth... Maybe it's because it starring Tori Spelling? The story is a pale imitation of Finding Nemo (is a mockbuster for Finding Dory) Well it's Aslyum's first animated feature film.. and that's the only accomplish., it ever will get! Or wait maybe... that one scene where an octopus squeezes a bunch of sea cucumbers to make their intestines shoot out of their arses....could be a reason to spend any time with this movie? Watched for The Asylum Movie Club.