jschoono

jschoono

Favorite films

  • Crumb
  • Ponyo
  • The Master
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion

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  • WALL·E

    ★★★★

  • The Parent Trap

    ★★

  • Batman

    ★★½

  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    ★★★

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  • WALL·E

    WALL·E

    ★★★★

    Despite the happy buttoned up ending I really like this. I kind of wish there was less quirky gags wall-e fills the time with, but almost all the action either progresses the plot or fills in details about the world or characters, mostly avoiding direct exposition. I really like how it explores loneliness and physical boundaries—culminating in the question of how much of yourself can be retained if your physical pieces are replaced (because it’s a children’s movie all of…

  • The Parent Trap

    The Parent Trap

    ★★

    I haven’t seen this since around the time it came out. It’s pretty competent with standard kid-friendly slapstick hijinks: people fall in water, get bugs or other creepy crawlers put on them, etc. Lindsay Lohan’s  performance is still really impressive. But other than Lohan’s charisma Parent Trap is really long and filled with really stupid melodrama. I did enjoy this idealized glimpse into 1998.

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  • Patlabor: The Movie

    Patlabor: The Movie

    ★½

    Incredibly tedious, boring and obtuse giant robot mystery. Too many characters to keep track of some of whom are introduced way late in the movie. It really chose the least interesting and least accessible way to explore the subject matter. For being about malfunctioning giant robots going berserk, the action is very sparse and anticlimactic.

  • Moon Knight

    Moon Knight

    ½

    So broad and boring. I don’t care. Not going to finish.

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