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National Treasure 2004
Cage: *reads an entire 8–10-line riddle aloud, then stares into the distance in revelation*
Cage: It's a riddle...
This movie made me palpably dumber while entertaining me nonstop. This movie isnt just GOOD with weed. This movie IS weed.
Jesus what a blast. I had no idea. What else have I been doing wrong for the last 20 years? Maybe there are other things!
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Plane 2023
Gerard Butler movies never try to be anything they aren't. Fuck backstory. Fuck set up. Fuck character development. Fuck complex politics. Just gimme GB, a simple premise (it's literally called "PLANE" yall), a few dozen guns, a few dozen explosions, some dicey hand-to-hand, and a sketchily defined non-Western enemy and I'm dtf. This movie RIPS. Absolute stupid blast.
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Poor Things 2023
Good lord, this is the new The Wizard Of Oz.
Every aspect was so fucking great it makes me wanna not watch movies again for a while. The INSANELY gorgeous set pieces rival anything I've ever seen. The design and wardrobe are amazing. The frequently jarring and even more frequently discordant score is a character all its own (Fendrix's first-ever score??), as awkward and strangely beautiful as the main character herself. Stone is unreal, and deserves everything she's going to…
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Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022
Dont believe everything you read because that was an absolute hoot.
First time hearing of Rachel Sennott but I was already googling her twenty minutes in and I'm embarrassed to see how much well-regarded stuff she's done because she is fucking amazing and hilarious, quickly going from stealing the whole movie (which admittedly isnt hard to do in this case) to carrying the whole movie instead. All I could do was picture everyone offscreen stifling gleeful laughter with literally every…
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