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Favorite films

  • Don't Breathe
  • Widows
  • Green Room
  • Breakdown

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  • Anora

    ★★★★★

  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★½

  • Nickel Boys

    ★★★★½

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★★

    Anora is one of the funnest movies I’ve seen in the past 5-10 years. It is energetic, full of life, thought-provoking, realistic, rather unpredictable, and downright hilarious (containing the funniest scene in recent memory). Just a gem of a film. I absolutely loved my time with it.

  • Red Rooms

    Red Rooms

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Rebuilding Paradise

    Rebuilding Paradise

    ★★★★½

    This was quite a hard watch for me, as it made me relive one of the worst days of my life. You see, my wife and I lost our home in the Camp Fire and it completely changed our lives. It was absolutely devastating and we still feel the effects to this day. Because of this, I was very apprehensive to watch this film. I’m glad I took the time to do it though. 

    I want to thank Ron Howard…

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★

    The 70s. Bullies. Cursing. Don’t worry, I’ll stand up for you. Now I’m snatched. More bullying. Violence. More kids getting snatched. Why? You’ll never know. 

    Ethan Hawke being creepy with a mask. Different mask. Different mask. Severely underwritten killer with no motivation. Why? You’ll never know. 

    Cocaine brother. Maybe Ziggy broke out of jail?Cops. Stupid. Put it together just to get axed. Why? You’ll never know. 

    Clues clues clues. Random clues. Supernatural elements. Ghosts? Premonition sister. Both children are dealing…