Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Ford v Ferrari 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  imagine how funny it would be if henry ford fucking died on that joyride, like what would they have done?

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  Jupiter Ascending 2015

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Anti-Criterion Challenge: Razzie Award Winner (undeserved)

  so he’s a half-human half-wolf half-albino runt of the letter and his girlfriend is queen of the earth

  ok…….

Popular reviews

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  The Night of the Hunter 1955

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Criterion Collection: 1950s

  1/2 star off for the floating down the river portion :/

  god no wonder this film flopped, charles laughton looked into a crystal ball and saw the future (which, of course, is the present removed of preconceived notions) and the audience did not like what they saw

  Leaning, Leaning, Leaning on the everlasting arms…

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  The Age of Innocence 1993

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025 1

  Criterion Challenge: Celine Song’s Top 10

  round 2 of visually stunning film that unfortunately didn’t do much for me.

  sure mr. scorcese i guess this is cinema