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Gladiator II 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
“There’s TWO of them!?” - Squidward Tentacles
Gladiator II is a pretty good follow up from the first one. As I said in my super brief review, Maximus maxed his stats. Here, the new guy - Hanno - is just more of that! Heck, he manages to row an entire boat by himself and eats Monkey legs for breakfast!
Remember when Joaquin Phoenix was an evil and insane Ceasar? Well, there are two even more insane Ceasars who are running…
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Red One 2024
Let’s just say that I enjoyed the film better than I expected. It’s a silly romp with tons of action set pieces and simple characters. The message, that you need to find the innocence within you, is also good. It’s almost Biblical - where you would have the faith of a child.
The story of course is basic and predictable. Of course the Gru-like naughty-lister becomes good. Or The Rock’s character becoming more warm throughout. And Christmas is saved, like…
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023
I liked the movie, but it had a lot more potential. (Very minor spoilers; and very ranty)
Starting with the pros is the animation. The Mushroom Kingdom looks amazing - especially with its vibrant colors. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, and Bowser also look great too. They got redesigned from the games, but it works for this film.
I also enjoyed the orchestral music by Brian Tyler - especially with his takes on Koji Kondo’s classic score. So many games were…
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Padre Pio: Miracle Man 2000
I first heard of Padre Pio when Shia Labeouf starred as him for the yet-to-be released film of the same name.
On Ash Wednesday, I encountered a free DVD at my church and I decided to pick it up during my fast. Originally released in 2000, this Italian film was a 3-hour epic that comprises of two parts. The first part focuses on Padre Pio’s early life as well as his arrival at the church at San Giovanni Rotondo -…
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