kyaa_hai_

kyaa_hai_

Will cry at Pixar, but mock Hallmark unironically.

Favorite films

  • Paddington 2
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Cats
  • Pan's Labyrinth

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  • Just Like Heaven

    ★★½

  • Mona Lisa Smile

    ★★★½

  • Anuja

    ★★★★

  • Interstellar

    ★★★★

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  • Just Like Heaven

    Just Like Heaven

    ★★½

    Imagine falling in love with a ghost who critiques your interior decor—romance truly is dead… but also kinda cute.

  • Mona Lisa Smile

    Mona Lisa Smile

    ★★★½

    Dead Poets Society but make it girlboss. Julia Roberts teaches rich 1950s women that they can have both a mind and a man—shocking! Bonus points for baby-faced Maggie Gyllenhaal causing drama

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    Finally, a vampire movie where the bloodsucker looks worse than my sleep-deprived reflection. 10/10 for the vibes, -2 for making me scared of shadows again.

  • Fallen Angels

    Fallen Angels

    ★★★★

    Proof that even existential crises look cooler when shot under neon lights and scored with moody jazz. It’s like a fever dream where everyone’s too cool to explain anything, and honestly, I’m okay with that.

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