Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  What a fun silly little movie!

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  The Parenting 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Silly, goofy.

Popular reviews

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  No Disrespect 2023

  ★★★ Watched 23 Jul 2023

  Okay but hear me out, the entire movie is like watching a feature length version of the dialogue before a porno. But there’s a good movie in there somewhere and I legitimately enjoyed it.

  If you can’t at least have a little fun watching this I don’t even know what to do with you.

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2024

  I can’t remember a time in recent memory I was this AMPED leaving the theater. It does such a wonderful job bridging the gap between the prequels and the quadrilogy in new and interesting ways all while developing compelling characters along the way. The practical effects were beautiful, sound design was impeccable, and the creature design was perfect. It’s gross, it’s fun, it’s exciting, it’s everything I needed it to be. And With all the references to the entire franchise, this felt like the greatest hits album of my favorite thing ever. So, I really liked it.

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