Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025 1

  I just love it when you hear about how a good a movie is for so long that you’re burnt out on it before you even see it and then when you finally get around to watching it, it’s actually like … really good. And now I’M going to be not shutting the fuck up about how good this is. 

  Also, remember T.a.T.u.?

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  What a fun silly little movie!

Popular reviews

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  No Disrespect 2023

  ★★★ Watched 23 Jul 2023

  Okay but hear me out, the entire movie is like watching a feature length version of the dialogue before a porno. But there’s a good movie in there somewhere and I legitimately enjoyed it.

  If you can’t at least have a little fun watching this I don’t even know what to do with you.

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2024

  I can’t remember a time in recent memory I was this AMPED leaving the theater. It does such a wonderful job bridging the gap between the prequels and the quadrilogy in new and interesting ways all while developing compelling characters along the way. The practical effects were beautiful, sound design was impeccable, and the creature design was perfect. It’s gross, it’s fun, it’s exciting, it’s everything I needed it to be. And With all the references to the entire franchise, this felt like the greatest hits album of my favorite thing ever. So, I really liked it.

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