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i score my movies out of 10 on a fantano-esque scale, so just multiply my star rating by 2
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X-Men 2000
I’ve said this since the first time I saw this 10 years ago; it’s the most vanilla Superhero movie out there.
Nothing too good, nothing too bad. Not too serious, not too goofy, not great action, not terrible action. Everything about this is pretty much fine, even Wolverine doesn’t become his full self until X2.
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Love & Mercy 2014
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
There’s some really cool ideas in this. The way they juxtaposed old Brian and young Brian, the way Brian’s declining mental health is visually expressed, Mike Love’s complex relationship with Brian, the list goes on.
The big problem is that the film tries to fit the story of Brian Wilson into a typical biopic formula, and it really doesn’t work. It’s almost like they submitted some weird artsy script and were given 72 hours to re-write it with all the…
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Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022
y’all will see in like 10 years just how basic this movie is, like this is the most cookie cutter version of this spider verse “animated movie meant for adults with tons of deep messages and intense action and quirky animation techniques and super squeaky clean by the numbers humor that only makes 28 year old reddit users who hate teen titans go laugh” formula
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Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022
this is the most millennial reddit kids movie of all time
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