Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Dec 2023

  Viola Davis came to EAT milk and crackers

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  The Fall of the House of Usher 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Oct 2023

  Happy Flanagansgiving to us all

Popular reviews

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  Persuasion 2022

  ★★ Watched 13 Jul 2022

  I’m only giving this movie 2 stars because everyone in it is hot and there were 3 or 4 funny scenes. Otherwise it’s a no for me. Austen’s most mature and reflective work is boiled down to its basest parts and her most relatable heroine turned into a mean spirited, wine-guzzling drama queen. There is zero chemistry between the leads and the ending comes on so suddenly it would have angered me if I wasn’t so relieved to be done with it.

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  Holly's Holiday 2012

  ★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2019

  Not as batshit as I was hoping for but definitely ridiculous. Extra half star for the egregious photoshop at the end