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  The Rescuers Down Under 1990

  ★★½ Watched 01 Apr 2025

  Was this meant to come between Little Mermaid and BatB? It doesn't feel like it was. With the exception of like 2 pretty cool animation bits, this is so freaking lame. The Rescuers don't do shit until the last 15 minutes. And even then, it's only Bernardo that actually contributes anything. Bianca and Jack get captured almost as soon as they get to the kid. The kid, Cory is also really stupid. Just tell the damn poacher where the eagle…

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  Flowers in the Attic 2014

  ★½ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  I've never sided with the super religious, evil grandmother before. But here we are.

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  Mulan 2020

  ★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Ugh what do I even say about this? It's another awful remake, end of story. Okay, well other than that, what does this offer? Well, it has some decent camera work. The director sure knew how to frame a shot well. It's also got some pretty incredible landscapes and costume design. Aside from those visual aspects though, not much here shines too bright. Mulan herself is incredibly boring, barely getting any lines to herself. Most scenes that involve her have…

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  Spirit in the Woods 2014

  ★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  "Front is back, when back is lost." 
  Whatever the hell that means.

  Spirit in the Woods is barely a movie. It legitimately feels like something you would find on someone's camera roll. Only they never posted it anywhere because it was an extremely uninteresting trip. Literally nothing happens in this movie until 5 minutes before the ending. And even then, I was more confused than scared. They like to play with the camera filters a lot because I'm pretty sure that was the only effect they knew how to do. Well, that and spraying red paint on some rocks.

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