Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2007

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Worst one so far, the Voldemort montage with the clouds was cheesy and hilarious

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  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Ah yes the one where everyone has long hair and gets really horny

Popular reviews

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  Bones and All 2022

  ½ Watched 06 Dec 2022

  If you want coming of age cannibalism movies go watch Raw, or even The Road, but godamn was this script passionless and dry and trying so hard to be profound while offering very little
  Even with good cinematography… you can’t polish a turd.

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2024

  The best written dialogue since Juno.
  I have no notes.