Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Army of Darkness 1992

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I'm a little saddened but not exactly surprised that someone with as much Engineering talent as Ash Williams is stuck working in the Housewares dept. of S-Mart

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  Evil Dead II 1987

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  it sure was nice of Mr. Raimi to let the tree rape happen mostly offscreen this time

Popular reviews

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  Am I Racist? 2024

  ½ Rewatched 13 Sep 2024 6

  Last year: What Is A Woman?
  This year: Am I Racist?
  Next year: What If The Child Consents?

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  Lady Ballers 2023

  ½ Rewatched 03 Dec 2023 4

  I watched this at 1.5x speed in another window so I could justify "reviewing" it again. Couldn't decide on one review, so here's all the drafts:

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