lukespaulding

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Drink your juice, Shelby. 

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Favorite films

  • Interstellar
  • The Sound of Music
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • The First Wives Club

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  • Party Girl

    ★★★½

  • The Electric State

    ★½

  • Boyz n the Hood

    ★★★★½

  • The Parenting

    ★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    The scene where Naomi Ackie is in bed with Mickey 17 and 18 is the Bong Joon Ho version of that Challengers scene.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    Just missing Jessica Lange screaming “WELL YOU’RE NOT A PRETTY GIRL!”

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  • Party Girl

    Party Girl

    ★★★½

    I had no idea this was gonna be about Parker Posey learning the Dewey Decimal system and ordering a lot of falafel, but I’m so here for it.

  • The Electric State

    The Electric State

    ★½

    Dune Part 2 was made with a 190 million dollar budget and has a lot to show for it. THIS garbage was made with 230 million and with what to show it? A CGI Mr. Fucking Peanut robot voiced by Woody Harrelson? I genuinely feel like they needed that much money to convince these actors to want to do this. They have so much star power here but even the Tooch and Ke Huy couldn’t save this tired ass script.…

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  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★★

    The ironic thing is I’d join a cult like this if Letterboxd user Ayo Edebri was the leader.

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    Are we fucking serious!? This has to be how it felt to see Star Wars in the 80s or LOTR in the early 2000’s. THE movie event of the next decade. We all will remember seeing this for the first time. Wow, just wow Denis.