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Just missing Jessica Lange screaming “WELL YOU’RE NOT A PRETTY GIRL!”
I had no idea this was gonna be about Parker Posey learning the Dewey Decimal system and ordering a lot of falafel, but I’m so here for it.
Dune Part 2 was made with a 190 million dollar budget and has a lot to show for it. THIS garbage was made with 230 million and with what to show it? A CGI Mr. Fucking Peanut robot voiced by Woody Harrelson? I genuinely feel like they needed that much money to convince these actors to want to do this. They have so much star power here but even the Tooch and Ke Huy couldn’t save this tired ass script.…
Are we fucking serious!? This has to be how it felt to see Star Wars in the 80s or LOTR in the early 2000’s. THE movie event of the next decade. We all will remember seeing this for the first time. Wow, just wow Denis.