Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Kermit's Swamp Years 2002

  ★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  At some point in elementary school (I think during a snow day), a teacher put this movie on to kill some time. For some reason, for almost 20 years, Dr. Krassman's "froggy pants" backstory has been burned into my brain. One of the clearest memories I have of my childhood is walking on crunchy, frozen snow in my neighbours' yard, saying "I'm not a froggy pants" to myself over and over again.

  I always figured the quote was from some…

Recent reviews

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  The Music Man 1962

  ★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  He should be tried in The fucking Hague!

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  Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League 2025

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I didn't like the first one that much, but I was also taking comic book movies (and Batman) way too seriously in 2018. I had a blast with this one.

Popular reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★ Watched 29 Jul 2024 2

  A big lump of nothing. I will admit, it's kind of interesting how high the bar for "things you have to consume to understand this movie" has now been set, where a person previously only had to keep up with dozens of movies and TV shows, but now won't understand who most of the characters they're looking at even are unless they've been ravenously consuming comic book media for the better part of 2 decades, including behind-the-scenes gossip and headlines…

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2024 2

  This is not a movie that you watch. This is a movie that happens to you.