Michael Wakim

Michael Wakim

Ninjas, Blood, Guts, Sleazy trash...

Favorite films

  • Rubber's Lover
  • Possession
  • Black Moon
  • Sex and Fury

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  • Black Moon

    ★★★★★

  • Phantasm II

    ★★★★½

  • Gone with the Pope

    ★★★★

  • Massacre Mafia Style

    ★★★★½

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  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ½

    Wow, how this has such high praise it fucking baffling. I couldn't last more than 42 minutes into it. Not funny, not original, not one interesting character, filled with the twitterage social commentary. Literally any teenage movie that came out in the 80s or 90s runs circles around this. Go watch Dazed and Confused instead, it's approximately 3 billion times better than this.

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★★

    🦄 This deserves the ultra rare unicorn rating!