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How the fuck is the 13 year old girl brain washed to be a weapons obsessed super hero the best and somehow least problematic aspect of this film. The whole deal with Dave’s relationship is cringe as fuck and for some reason mother fucking Craig Ferguson thought it was so important you knew he thought Kick Ass looked like a transvestite he said it twice - which is just - all kinds of fucked up.
With all that said -…
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Holy shit it’s like they turned on RTX. I was in awe.
It’s quite unhinged that this is a musical. Especially given that the songs are just spaced out enough to make you forget that it is one.
It was funny but not exceptionally so. The character arcs/plots for each of the kids felt shoved into the movie, especially Tinas. There was a lot going on in this movie and while it wasn’t hard to follow it did make for…
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One of the best super hero movies I’ve ever seen. I was flabbergasted to learn the Rock joined so they could have another cop to corrupt. And then they upped the ante by making it a GOD DAMN HEIST MOVIE. I was so worried they wouldn’t follow through on what that means - but they fucking FOLLOWED THROUGH.
It doesn’t have the charm of the first 3 movies which is a bit disappointing but I knew that going in. Only…
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I don’t know why this movie has such dog shit ratings. They fucking cooked with that shit. It’s slow but not boring. The chemistry between Brad and George is palpable even when they fucking hate each other. The kid is fucking hilarious- not just the scene where hes being chased (him miraculously not getting hit by the car was insane) but once they got him talking he was just lovably stupid. And the ever running bit of them being the…
