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Guess what I see movies.

Favorite films

  • Blood Beat
  • White of the Eye
  • Vigil
  • Farewell, Good Brothers

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  • Anthropophagous

    ★★★★

  • Tough Guys Don't Dance

    ★★★★★

  • Panic in Year Zero!

    ★★★★★

  • Everybody Wins

    ★★★★½

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  • Anthropophagous

    Anthropophagous

    ★★★★

    Are you an asshole?

    People go on and on about how terrifying this film is, but the most horrible thing about it is when they litter the tarot cards in the ocean. Don’t be a dick and toss your shit in nature. Pick up after yourself.

  • Tough Guys Don't Dance

    Tough Guys Don't Dance

    ★★★★★

    Can form express content rather than betray it?

    I went to college once. Evergreen. One time, a philosophy professor of mine invited a former student, who at that time was now a philosophy grad student at U.W., to come give a talk on Nietzsche and the sublime. It sounded cool, so I went. But once there, I was really bored—the guy’s whole talk was a long, analytical and dry argument that the concept of the sublime was rooted in our…

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  • Tim

    Tim

    ★★★★★

    Would you believe me?

    If we were at an AA Meeting, and afterwards, smoking cigs on the sidewalk and avoiding the creepies, I told you there was a late 70’s Australian film about a middle aged women getting the hots for a young man with learning disabilities played by Mel Gibson?

    No, you wouldn’t. You’d think I was lying. But then, at the vegan diner, over some half cold lasagna, you’d ask me about it and I’d repeat myself, making…

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

    Raiders of the Lost Ark

    ½

    Did you forget what a basic Baby boomer'd Eurocentric colonialist perspective looked like?

    Well, please, rewatch this slab of CIA mind control cinema, then. Indiana Jones, named after the state where the Klan made its comeback, goes around the world stealing things that belong to other cultures.

    Its a good thing I just finished my screenplay for the last installment of the franchise. Its called: Indiana Jones and the LSD of Truth.

    In it, an old Indiana disappears from the…

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