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I like movies (and some TV shows). They/Them, refer to me by anything else and you shall be cursed with leeches.

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Favorite films

  • Steven Universe: The Movie
  • Enchanted
  • The Way Way Back
  • Back to the Future

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★★½

  • Back in Action

    ★★★½

  • Wish

    ★★

  • Burlesque

    ★★★★½

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag 2025

    ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

    Steven Soderbergh stop making all your actors so friggin hot in your movies challenge (impossible)

  • Back in Action

    Back in Action 2025

    ★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

    I can't believe Cameron Diaz is british.

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  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

    ★★★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2022

    The greatest piece of modern cinema ever produced. There's truly none other like it.

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

    ★★★★★ Watched 27 Sep 2022

    I still can't believe Disney actually allowed Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds to film themselves just having sloppy, sticky sex for 2 and a half hours, best MCU film to date.

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