MysteryCob

MysteryCob

I’m sorry if you follow both El and me and feel like you’re getting every review twice

Favorite films

  • About Time
  • Stand by Me
  • Warrior
  • Interstellar

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  • That Christmas

    ★★★★

  • Nutcrackers

    ★★★

  • The Way Back

    ★★★★½

  • Never Back Down

    ★★

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  • That Christmas

    That Christmas

    ★★★★

    Nice movie

  • Nutcrackers

    Nutcrackers

    ★★★

    I don’t know, was cool 🤷🏼‍♂️
    Probably could’ve been less weird at times. 
    Director’s portfolio makes me like it less

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  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    ★★★★★

    I kind of just want my review to be “🫠” and leave it at that.

    This was truly phenomenal. I’m at a loss for what to say.  

    So often ‘artistic movies’ seem to explore the depths of human emotion, but are actually just directed by a shock jock going for the cheap points and low-hanging fruit of sensationalism. What I mean is often a movie that focuses on hatred and violence with some nice shots is the equivalent of…

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    ½

    Just about to finish the original series and remembered this existed. This is truly one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, partly as its own film and partly as the third instalment of a (n OH MY GOODNESS AWFUL) trilogy. 

    I remember seeing the first of the three and actually being excited. It opened up opportunities to explore parts of the fictional world not yet seen on screen. I watched and read many fan theories and was eager to…

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