Recent reviews

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  Renfield 2023

  ★ Watched 17 Apr 2023

  My expectations for you were low but HOLY FUCK.

  This movie doesn’t even try or pretend to be good. (Which made it strangely entertaining)
  Side note: Awkwafina drops another disasterclass of a performance. She is perhaps the worst and cringiest actress of all time.

  2/10
  -NB

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ½ Watched 15 Apr 2023 1

  I know I’m cheating but I just had to shit on possibly the worst movie I’ve ever seen. 
  The cliche storyline coupled with the corny one-liners makes this an absolute cringe fest. Listening to a grown man (Andrew Garfield) fawn over two other dudes in tights during what is supposed to be the climactic end of the movie is an experience I wish I never had. I will never for the life of me understand how people don’t see through Marvel trying so hard to get “oh my goddd”s “wooohoooo”s and applause in the theater.
  1/10.
  Fanboys stay mad.

  -NB

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