Nico Jacques

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Filmmaker. Born Green Bay, WI. Eagle Scout.

Favorite films

  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
  • Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story
  • Grand Prix

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  • Schindler's List

    ★★★★★

  • Star Trek: Insurrection

    ★★½

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

    ★★★★½

  • Minority Report

    ★★★★½

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  • Schindler's List

    Schindler's List

    ★★★★★

    The world’s most powerful filmmaker turns inwards, finally embraces his Jewish-ness, and delivers a solemn plea: human life has incalculable value. Where previously Spielberg has used his large-scale filmmaking gifts for spectacle, here he uses his crowds and overwhelming imagery to subdue us throughout the 3 hour and 15 minute runtime.

    I find this film endlessly fascinating as a Holocaust film from the perspective of a Nazi. Spielberg, the neo-liberal benevolent billionaire, sees himself in Schindler. Here the director reflects…

  • Star Trek: Insurrection

    Star Trek: Insurrection

    ★★½

    why the fuck is this star trek movie about plastic surgery

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  • Darby O'Gill and the Little People

    Darby O'Gill and the Little People

    ★★★

    these guys once visited me in a dream and said “don’t forget us little people”


    i haven’t forgotten and i’ll never forget….

  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★

    “Novocaine” is what happens when a script with a promising concept is assaulted by lazy studio notes and mediocre filmmaking. It takes too long to start, it’s shot with too many setups, and features an awful midpoint twist that cripples its romantic subplot. I’ve officially lost my taste for “comedy” from over-the-top violence.