Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  The narrative completely falls apart if you examine it for more than two seconds, the twist is inconsequential, it fumbles the momentum it builds in the second act, and they didn’t stick the ending 

  🎵DINA🎵

  But none of it affected my enjoyment because it’s completely unserious and everyone’s having a lot of fun. Malkovich continues to be a freak and I love Ayo Edebiri she’s a phenomenal actress 

  🎵SIMONE🎵

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  Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Dead Snow 3 is set at a Yeezy concert

Popular reviews

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  Borderlands 2024

  ½ Watched 08 Aug 2024

  I am going to go through my reviews and retroactively add half a star on to everything else because Borderlands lowered the bar that much. 

  The only positive I have is that I’ve never played the games, so at least I’m not angry about it being a poor adaptation too. 

  Fucking hell.

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  Immaculate 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2024

  Sydney Sweeney has Schrödinger’s acting skills

  (Really enjoyed Odeon setting the mood tonight by showing the trailers for Garfield and Kung Fu Panda 4 before the film)

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