Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Y2K 2024

  ★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  In 1999, she would have had snakebites, not a septum piercing

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  The narrative completely falls apart if you examine it for more than two seconds, the twist is inconsequential, it fumbles the momentum it builds in the second act, and they didn’t stick the ending 

  🎵DINA🎵

  But none of it affected my enjoyment because it’s completely unserious and everyone’s having a lot of fun. Malkovich continues to be a freak and I love Ayo Edebiri she’s a phenomenal actress 

  🎵SIMONE🎵

Popular reviews

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  Borderlands 2024

  ½ Watched 08 Aug 2024

  I am going to go through my reviews and retroactively add half a star on to everything else because Borderlands lowered the bar that much. 

  The only positive I have is that I’ve never played the games, so at least I’m not angry about it being a poor adaptation too. 

  Fucking hell.

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  Immaculate 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2024

  Sydney Sweeney has Schrödinger’s acting skills

  (Really enjoyed Odeon setting the mood tonight by showing the trailers for Garfield and Kung Fu Panda 4 before the film)

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