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  The Plumber 1979

  ★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  Bone chilling horror conceit: first of all, imagine being Australian

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  Wolf's Hole 1987

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  So this is what that guy’s eyes were always getting so big for…

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★ Watched 09 Apr 2022 15

  Alternately: Extremely Twee and Incredibly Soy, a Chuck Wendig film.

  The Russos said “What if we made a super hero movie but instead of catty little quips we made the characters talk about what they learned in therapy?”

  Sickeningly cloying, Baby’s First Deep™️ Movie. 2022 Requiem For A Dream. Marvel movie for gifted kids. Full of Facebook meme “philosophy” and a baffling amount of rAnDOm Tumblr humor for a movie released 12 years after the year 2010 ended, an interminable…

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★½ Watched 21 Dec 2021 17

  Fan Service: The Movie,
  Or “‘Remember when’ is the lowest form of conversation.”

  “With great power comes great responsibility.” 2002. Da towers have been edited out of the trailer for the original Spider-Man in light of Mohammed Atta and co. editing them out of the New York skyline.

  The USSR is a quickly receding memory. Great power, great responsibility. Afghanistan, Iraq, Abu Ghraib, Guantanamo Bay. Syria, Isis. Back when you could get away with telling a straightforward story with these things,…

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