Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Enough champagne; to fill the Nile!

  Well that was weird.

  Disappointed this Disney movie for children didn’t make me hornier.  A cartoon character I have a crush on and an actress I have a crush on but they fucked it up so bad she looks meh.

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  The Green Knight 2021

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  A24 more like A20snore, this movie sucks

Popular reviews

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  Training Day 2001

  ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Feb 2024 2

  David Ayer is a white man who had the cholo equivalent of Robert Johnson going down to the crossroads.

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2024 1

  Dune 2ne isn’t like watching a movie it’s a movie that happens to you.  Which is amazing while watching it by writing this review 2 days later there’s nothing really sticking with me on an emotional level.  Denis’ asset as a film maker is his spotlight on details, if there’s some cool part of a costume or equipment or scar he will show it to you in either a standard Finchery insert or even medium wide but he wants to show…