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Snow White 2025
Enough champagne; to fill the Nile!
Well that was weird.
Disappointed this Disney movie for children didn’t make me hornier. A cartoon character (Snow White) I have a crush on and an actress (Rachel Zeigler) I have a crush on but they fucked it up so bad she just looks meh, and the hair is 🙅🏻♀️
It’s not so much that Gal Gadot can’t act it’s that she isn’t good at existing. It’s like it’s hard for her talk and…Translated from by -
The Electric State 2025
The Ex is a prison for robots to not break out of, how the hell are we supposed to break in?!
Drake must’ve been stoked for that scene to see Millie Bobby Brown in a retainer. The heavy-handedness of modern “allegory” here makes Mickey 17 look like Past Lives.
Much like Red One if you tell me it’s the most expensive movie ever made I WILL watch it. But with both it’s “he’s right behind me isn’t he?!” algorithmic…
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Training Day 2001
David Ayer is a white man who had the cholo equivalent of Robert Johnson going down to the crossroads.
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Dune: Part Two 2024
Dune 2ne isn’t like watching a movie it’s a movie that happens to you. Which is amazing while watching it by writing this review 2 days later there’s nothing really sticking with me on an emotional level. Denis’ asset as a film maker is his spotlight on details, if there’s some cool part of a costume or equipment or scar he will show it to you in either a standard Finchery insert or even medium wide but he wants to show…
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