This is what you get to make when you make Parasite, a perfect movie, is a movie where nobody tells you no or edits any ideas out. Good for Bong Joon-Ho honestly, wish this was a lot tighter.
Bong Joon-Ho, Tim Key, Robert Pattinson, Toni Collete dream blunt rotation.
The scene at Ben’s is literally just half of the polycules that I know.
Frank’s Spotify Wrapped probably goes crrrraaazzyyyy, he’s bragging about being in the top .00000001% to all his goons.
At one point in this movie a cyborg who dresses like a cowboy and fights using cyborg dogs says “That guy wasn’t a dog person and I don’t like that” and it’s not played for comedy at all. Sadly it’s also not the worst line in the movie.
I really, really, REALLY wanted to like this movie. And it had gold in its concept, it’s world, it’s fight scenes, and Christoph Waltz.
But it was all muddled with a terrible,…
