Neisseria

Neisseria

Horror. #horror

I sometimes reference video games.

[slimy, gelatinous sounds]

Favorite films

  • The Thing
  • Aliens
  • The Mummy
  • Princess Mononoke

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  • My Neighbor Totoro

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★★

  • Happy Death Day 2U

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    The parallels to a certain, current government are a bit too real, so the satire was at times more stressful than amusing.

    Pattinson was absolutely excellent.

  • Bride of Frankenstein

    Bride of Frankenstein

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • The Phantom of the Opera

    The Phantom of the Opera

    ★★★★★

    Members of audiences apparently fainted from Lon Chaney’s transformed, skeletal face reveal, but I was terrified of the Phantom’s uncanny valley mask.

    Watched Killiam’s color-tinted, 79-minute version with an organ soundtrack by Gaylord Carter, whichever release that is. Some versions were lost to time, so…

    What an honor and a privilege it is to watch this film in 2025, 100 years after its production.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    After the initial switch, I thought, why would she leave herself, uncomfortable, uncovered, on the cold bathroom floor? Why wouldn’t she make herself comfortable, place herself in a soft bed, with a pillow and blankets, keep herself safe in the week that she’s dormant? Does she truly hate herself that much? And the answer is yes. That was the point.

    I should…be kinder to myself.