Been chasing that “Shrek 2 first watch” high for almost 20 years now
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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024
Already halfway to LA to boycott Warner Bros with the coyote for what they’ve done to my boys
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Novocaine 2025
There’s a layer of sadness to this one. I’m glad we didn’t just get another John Wick rip-off. There was care to this.
Sat next to the most reactive guy in the theater who turned to me right as the credits rolled only to say “Bro, how did that all happen in one day?!”
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Porkin' Across America 2012
The Uncut Gems of pork-centric content. It has to be seen to be believed.
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Moonfall 2022
Once in a blue moon, a feature film presentation comes around that not only lowers the expectations of any and all moviegoers, but turns those expectations flat on the ground and spits in their mouths. Moonfall does just that.
Roland Emmerich captures every conceivable facet of what it is to be human and moon in a matter of two hours, which flies by at a rate of approximately 3,683 kmph. Tackling themes of grief, hope for the future, humanity’s dependence on…
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