Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Needed a shot of caffeine to get through this and didn’t have it. Some dude next to me was literally snoring.

  But it’s always nice to see Michael Fassbender in things

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Already halfway to LA to boycott Warner Bros with the coyote for what they’ve done to my boys

Popular reviews

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  Porkin' Across America 2012

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Apr 2021 1

  The Uncut Gems of pork-centric content. It has to be seen to be believed.

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  Moonfall 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Feb 2022 1

  Once in a blue moon, a feature film presentation comes around that not only lowers the expectations of any and all moviegoers, but turns those expectations flat on the ground and spits in their mouths. Moonfall does just that.

  Roland Emmerich captures every conceivable facet of what it is to be human and moon in a matter of two hours, which flies by at a rate of approximately 3,683 kmph. Tackling themes of grief, hope for the future, humanity’s dependence on…