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Hallucinations 1986
A mustache is a right of passage into manhood. If you can grow one you should. But it does not come without a price. Accepting that our mothers will not be there to coddle us. We must grow into our baggy blood soaked briefs. And we must whip our fellow men with rope. as we dawn our suit and tie lifestyle with brown bagged faces. The perversion and violent nature of adulthood possesses us all eventually.
The polonia bros and…
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Deadhouse 2005
Wake up, wake up, wake up
to my fellow sick minded muthErFukerrz!
With a cover as cool as this i expected the worst coming from brain damage. But when i heard that evanescence rip off music i felt my cares melt away. Good thing cuz this movie isn’t quite as thrilling as tobe hooper’s predecessor. The abandoned house location definitely worked and had a vibe also the basement was creepy. Not alot of gore but everytime i see that clown…Translated from by
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Bacterium 2006
A car is being chased by a helicopter. In the car a melty faced man who has been infected with a powerful virus. The car crashes and the man dies. Then 2 scientists show up in containment suits to recover the virus that they created. Cut to a group of paintballers that accidentally wander into a house that happens to be occupied by one of the scientists who is frantically working on a cure for What he created. The government…
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V-World Matrix 1999
Apparently you can pee your pants all you like in v-world. It just dries right up! You can also whip a prostitute to death and then have sex with her body. Just a regular ol’ “Disneyland for adults”. angry punk music playing during scenes with middle aged office workers whispering there lines to each other. Better than the matrix in terms of special fx.
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