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Fishing with John 1991
This Criterion Channel trial is tight. I watched Dennis Hopper plow through a bus full of children and then go fishing in Thailand. Right, time to cancel.
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Out of the Blue 1980
She’s like one of the kids in Streetwise, but scarier. Avoid her like the plague. I thought I recognized Vancouver. Maybe it’s a good thing half of Hong Kong moved there when the Brits gave it back in ‘97, and pumped some money into the place. Because man, what a dump.
If anybody got killed by an orange around 2003 walking by a hotel up there, I apologize and emptied a fruit bowl from like 40 floors up. I’m only…
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The Girl and The Robot 2023
I heard Stav would have joined if not for the scheduling conflict playing the mountain Tom Cruise jumped off in Dead Reckoning.
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Nosferatu 2024
My brother didn’t come because he gets nightmares or some shit. I had this thoughtful review lined up until his first question asking if she gets naked. To which I replied she has pointy nipples, tiny tits, but they look great. Then I laughed that that’s my review for the movie. So, there you have it. A man of my word.
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